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missile_crisis wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 03:10

WHO: Liberty's one and only esexi y espici lady cop and the Kiwi that crossed her
WHEN: January 22nd, a bit after 1 AM (as known as Stupid O'Clock)
WHERE: A main thoroughfare and after that, who knows~
WHAT: The flash bastard (bitch?) flashed a little too brightly

( You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously. Just shut up. )

espici espanglish, no llores, status: incomplete, pepperspray: it's hot, my life is fail, badtouching, 911 what's your emergency?, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i will cut you, this is novela hour, we're so esexi, allons-y!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, mix-and-match, lesbi-win, meet señor taser, it's time for an intervention, o holy tags, 3 am time is sexy time, isn't that illegal?, my hips don't lie, yuri ftw, detention, you've got red on you, !event: genderbender week, handcuffs are hotcuffs, u gonna get raped, my job sucks, history won't repeat this shit, is time to get esexi, bitch just got stalked, this is madness, it's super effective!, this shit just got real, lady cop watchin' ju, it's time to nut up or shut up, my job rocks, puto this joto that, is this real life?, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, i don't care what these bitches say, the law is here!, we meet again officer, and remember: don't fuck it up, ur vital regions r mine, what are personal boundaries?, dat culo, it's a, you're an idiot, oh god get off me, thank god it's friday, cuba, unacceptable! all of this!, ust, stay in school kids, cooperate or i will cut you, there's this thing called murphy's law, it's all just a coincidence!, oh hell naw, lusting tiger horny dragon, new zealand

House wifu vs. HERO: Ultimate Showdown

waitforsuperman wrote in lolocracy Nov 14, 2010 20:41

Who: Alfred and Ion
When: November 14th
Where: Ivan's apartment
What: Alfred finally realises that the man handing him coffee every morning might be sleeping with Ivan.

( Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as they eye can see )

getting to knooooow you, rip manriness, moe level is over 9000, what the derp?, someone's gonna die today, moe moe times, who are you?!, the law is here!, i only speak engrish, what are personal boundaries?, status: complete, love advice, moldova, please don't kill me, oh god get off me, this thread will give you cavities, surprise moe attack!, moe fucking kyun, america

Matchmaker, Matchmaker~

icarryapanda wrote in lolocracy Nov 13, 2010 14:48

WHO: Yao and Thera
WHEN: Just after Yao sent this; November 11, 2010| Thursday
WHERE: A junction on a road a few blocks away from the Charleston.
WHAT: Overhearing conversations is the best, no?
RATING: T for Tenfolds of 'No'.

( Look through your book,
and make me a perfect match )

treating your life, where the hell am i?, why do you want to know?, santorini, why do we do this, what the derp?, who are you?!, the law is here!, i only speak engrish, i know what you did last summer, status: complete, your mother, thank god it's friday, what are you doing here?, yao's fat ass, why hello thar, this never happened, company, china

alea iacta est

foxy_avus wrote in lolocracy Apr 07, 2010 20:58

Who: A mafia boss, a former-cop, and a girl who is more than she seems
When: Wednesday, April 7th late night
Where: Warehouse B (seriously just some random warehouse)
What: Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

( ad mortem )

switzerland, status: complete, my job rocks, liechtenstein, bitch you made my girl cry, ancient rome, i will break your spirit!, drama at the llama, the law is here!

THEY TOOK MAH SHITE!

4leaf_charmed wrote in lolocracy Jan 06, 2010 02:06

WHO: Conner and Vash
WHEN: 1-6-10; Wed. morning
WHERE: Conner's flat above the Winchester
WHAT: A window is broke and something dear is missing; stupid cops better find the thief!
RATING: Just Conner's mouth I'm sure :T

( My precious harp, who the fuck stole you and why? )

fml, switzerland, rip manriness, status: complete, the law is here!, they jacked my shit!, republic of ireland, bitch just got stalked, uruguay

STOP LOITERING DAMMIT!!

flurryofbullets wrote in lolocracy Dec 20, 2009 19:55

WHO: Vash, and Sverre
WHEN: Monday, mid-morning; LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN~!~*
WHERE: Downtown Area, thats where all the troublemakers are at.
WHAT: The duties of a local law enforcer never ends when one uppity Norwegian comes into his life.

( Read more... )

switzerland, it's always the quiet ones, status: complete, the law is here!, bitch just got stalked, norway, uruguay

ABOUT TIME WE HAD SOME COOPERATION TIME

vicious_wolf wrote in lolocracy Dec 05, 2009 06:28

WHO: Moon and Vash. FIREFIGHTERxCOP. HELL YES.
WHERE: Downtown somewhere. SRS UNFORTUNATE STREET.
WHEN: Friday afternoon, December 4th.
WHAT: Sometimes cops and firefighters have to work together. SERIOUS CAR CRASH, INVOLVING INJURIES, TRAPPED PEOPLE AND POSSIBLE FIREFIGHTERxCOP sexual TENSION.

( BLOOD INSIDE )

this shit just got real, switzerland, status: complete, the law is here!, mongolia, bitch just got stalked, uruguay

WHERE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AND JUST AGRESSIVE MEET

flurryofbullets wrote in lolocracy Nov 17, 2009 23:17

WHO: This episode stars Logan and Vash with guest cameos from Liberty's beloved citizens ( Read more... )

switzerland, status: complete, the law is here!, bitch just got stalked, australia, uruguay

HE ONCE WAS A TRUE LOVE OF MINE.

notaustralian wrote in lolocracy Oct 31, 2009 23:48

WHO: Roderich and Vash.
WHEN: Sunday, November 1. 11:30pm
WHERE: A dark and scary street.
WHAT: Two old friends meet again. Destiny? A cruel twist of fate? Or just sheer coincidence?

( We were never heterosexual life-partner. )

switzerland, status: complete, the law is here!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, austria, bitch just got stalked, uruguay

Just Drink Those Troubles Away~

flurryofbullets wrote in lolocracy Sep 28, 2009 07:46

WHO: Vash, Gupta, and a special someone...
WHEN: Late Sunday evening to Early Monday Morning, the 27th
WHERE: The Winchester; you can call it a bar.
WHAT: Hey, I've heard drunken shenanigans and hitting on chicks is supposed to make you feel better
RATING: S for SMOOOOOOOOOOTH~

( C-C-C-CLICK!!! )

egypt, switzerland, status: complete, awkwardness: i has it, the law is here!, alcohol's a food group, bitch just got stalked, uruguay